出名八卦既moremore又有新搞作~~~今朝我起身就掃地吸塵啦~~~咁掃左個d就倒落屎塔~~~一心諗住唔好嘥水~~~就等刷完牙~~~再剷屎屎~~~先再沖廁~~~諗都諗唔到既事就發生左啦~~~
刷刷下牙~~~後面有一股旋風~~~以極速略過~~~之後我feel到後面濕左~~~再擰過去就咩都冇~~~只見地面又濕左~~~好奇怪~~~又刷住牙喎~~~我屋企好乾淨架~~~咁唯有再走出廳望下~~~就聯想到~~~頭先有個"白痴"跌左落屎塔~~~哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~我真係笑到嘔白泡~~~仲成口泡咁噴呀~~~
呢個"白痴婆"就係moremore啦~~~我相信案發時候~~~佢係唔知道個屎塔蓋俾無良媽咪打開左~~~而佢本身係一隻"中瘟龜"~~~又以為自己係"劉翔"~~~當佢以時速100/km奔到現場既時候~~~再以優美既姿態跳上去~~~個一刻先發現"奶野"~~~我諗當時佢既反應已經好快~~~因為事後我只係發現只有佢既左腳係濕既~~~
唉~~~~~~點解佢會咁呢~~~~~~mo嗲地好明顯覺得係我既錯啦~~~
一路以黎~~~自阿b既眼光廣闊左之後~~~我就發現佢係好鍾意家姐同冬豬架~~~佢成日都會睇住佢地走黎走去~~~然後自己係度笑~~~傻仔~~~不過佢太熱情~~~太肉緊~~~每次當家姐們或者冬豬走近~~~佢就fing手fing腳~~~嚇到佢地四散~~~今日終於有喵識得欣賞阿b啦~~~阿b仲幫佢地massage~~~好sweet呀~~~其實阿b真係鍾意喵架~~~咁就好啦~~~大個仔一定要好好愛錫佢地呀~~~
葆葆個樣勁冧呀~~~

今日阿b試新野~~~就係呢包Nestle既sample~~~米糊~~~果然係唔駛$$$既就唔多like食~~~咁sa媽咪唯有繼續努力~~~整d好味野你試啦~~~聽日食咩好呢~~~
阿b~~~從你覺覺豬既姿勢就睇得出~~~你係屬於豪邁奔放型呀~~~
阿b今日就有口福啦~~~哈哈~~~就係食到sa媽咪親手砲製既南瓜豆腐糊~~~其實sa媽咪都唔知點整架~~~是但撞彩咁~~~不過~~~都yummy架~~~sa媽咪會繼續買唔同既野俾你試架啦~~~

mo嗲地話好核突~~~

阿b就識欣賞呢~~~
阿b~~~邊個家姐同你玩呀~~~玩得你咁開心~~~
小廸廸今日作出無施既奉獻~~~將成個人完完全全都送俾阿b~~~不過~~~阿b話~~~nonono~~~你唔可以咁架~~~你爸爸係傻架~~~你全心全意照顧佢啦~~~

小廸廸愈大愈靚仔呀~~~
sa媽咪為阿b進行每日一課~~~今日學既係~~~坐~~~sa媽咪俾你既格言係~~~不要向前"中"~~~不要向左搖~~~不要向右擺~~~咁就為之"good"~~~
2月28日~~~Kitty Lau既bb出左世啦~~~我地今日去左探bb~~~好好好似kitty lau~~~好好好靚仔呀~~~好好好大個鼻呀~~~好好好多頭髮~~~仲有我至愛既酒渦呀~~~好想親身篤下佢呀~~~雖然未見到手手腳腳~~~因為包實晒~~~但係都感覺到佢好好好高呀~~~勁呀~~~
阿b~~~你又做左哥哥啦~~~sa媽咪一定會搵日帶你去見下呢個可愛弟弟架~~~呢個壯觀既bb場面~~~勁勁勁多bb~~~

祝小b快高長大~~~
隆重登場~~~紅豆桂花糕~~~好食~~~不過唔係好好好好好好食~~~唔知係咪因為現成買既桂花糖麻麻地~~~我要搵桂花乾呀~~~快D搵到就可以再試過啦~~~第二撃~~~我要試菊花糕~~~